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    儿童笑话|Reptile jokes 03

    来源:www.hnqinglei.com 2025-01-31
    What do toads2 drink?
    Croaka-cola!
    When is a car like a frog?
    When it's becing toad1!
    Why do frogs have webbed feet?
    To stamp out forest fires!
    What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
    He bowled long hops3!
    What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
    A hoppercraft!
    What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
    Finding half an apple!
    What do frogs drink?
    Hot croako!
    What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
    Star Warts4!
    What kind of shoes to frogs like?
    Open toad sandals!


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