女性笑话|The picture of the cheese 图片和奶酪

One day a lady saw^{1 a mouse running2 across3 her kitchen floor. She was4 very afraid of mouse, so she ran5 out of the house, got6 into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap（捕鼠器） . The shopkeeper8 said9 to her, Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse.}

The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could^{10 not find any cheese in it. She did11 not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine12 and put that in the trap7.}

Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful^{13! When the lady came14 down to the kitchen the next morning she found15 a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!}

有一天某位女性看到一只老鼠在自己家里的厨房地板上窜过。她非常害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她：放点奶酪在里面，非常快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。

这位女性携带鼠夹回到家，但她没在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，由于已经非常晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子。

让人称奇的是，这画有奶酪的图片居然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女性下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片。